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- In a restaurant or a hair salon they have a tip jar that says "TIPPING is not a city in China.
- I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
- "That's TOO MUCH information," or some variation.
- ....and the horse you rode in on.
- What can I do you for?
- You working hard or hardly working?
- [blank] called, they want their [blank] back
- Here's a quarter, call someone who cares
- When someone (especially a critic) says something is like something else ON ACID. Like this movie is like "Alice in Wonderland...ON
ACID!" or this CD sounds like "Johnny Cash...ON ACID!"
- What am I? Chopped liver?
- Colder than a witch's ***
- "Not if I see you first."
- Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
- Any joke ending with the words "red-headed step-child".
- FUBAR
- "Wherever You Go, There You Are."
- Life's a bitch, then you die.
- Have fun, but not too much fun.
- What part of "no" do you not understand?
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